March 9, 2005

Thought these were funny and totally Dietric and me.

Its hard to remember when you don't know you're forgetting!
Its hard to be careful when you don't know what to avoid!
ADD: Living for the moment and not being interested when it comes!
ADD: In a hurry without going anywhere.
ADD Mind: Like a car without a steering wheel!
ADD: Living for the moment and not noticing when it arrives!
ADD: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of chaos!
Add: Forgetting before you need to forgive!
Add: Being offended and not noticing!
Add: Being angry and forgetting who you are angry at!
Add: We don't need to forgive to forget!
Add is: Letters with the postage stamp INSIDE!
Add is: Gargling with OldSpice aftershave!
Add is: Screaming Mmphl Mumph cause you brushed with benGay!
Add is: Discovering that Shaving cream is a good mousse!
Add is: Discovering that NAIR doesn't makes a good mousse!
Add is: Living for the moment and not BEING there when it arrives!
I am not as ADD as you sure you don't want to go to lunch?
I have good news and I HAD bad news but I forgot the bad news! ;->
Memory is like a box of chocolates - Empty as soon as its opened!
ADD: Like having a tool box with a hole in the bottom!
ADD: Like being cursed to wear pants with holes in the pockets!
I have the will, and the way. But never BOTH at the same time!
I think therefore I forgot!
Been There! Done that! FORGOT WHY!
I have a photographic memory ... With the lens cap stuck on!
Memory like a pen with disapearing ink!
I'd rather be wierd than boring.
I may be wierd but at least I'm not boring!.
ADD is: Having a vivid imgination and not knowing what to do with it.
ADD is like driving backwards in a fun house of mirrors!
ADD: Past too painful, present too intense, Future too uncertain!
ADD: Car by corvette, Brakes by matel!
ADD: Brain by God, Memory by Murphy!
Scuse my spelling my memory went devorak on me!
I don't have bad manners just bad memory!
Its always darkest before it gets darker!!
ADD is: Winning the lottery and showing up for work the next day!
U Maybe ADD if: You forget to take your supposedly "Addictive" ritalin!
An ADDER without notes is like a kayaker without his oars!
Procrastinators do it later!
Do you want it done right or want it done fast?
Look, I have two speeds slow and slower. Do you want to see slower?
Shredder? ... SHREDDER! I thought this was the COPIER!!!
I not as think as you confused I am!
Getting up this morning was my FIRST mistake!
Smoke may indicate you have exceeded my attention span!
ADD: What we can't get we FOR-get!
ADD: Sometimes we miss the lines because we see so much BETWEEN the lines!
ADD: What we can't get we fake! What we can't fake we forget!
ADDER'S: Sometimes we have "Dyslexic Memory"
"Dyslexic Memory" - Instead of before, We remember AFTER its too late!
"Dyslexic Memory" - A form of mental hindsight!
You think my ADD is frustrating to you? You outta try BEING ADD!
Every time I think I understand the question I forgot the question!
Every time I think I finally got the answer everybody's gone home!